Ratchet and Clank – Inside Qwark - Part 4

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In the Marc It On restaurant. Qwark is still telling his story to Mandi, Archibald, Tripp, and Titan. Mandi gets really worried that the bomb will blow up Qwark. She checks the Map-O-Matic to see how much time they have until the bomb goes off. Archibald’s communicator starts beeping.

Archibald● This is Archie. Any luck?

Ratchet● (over speaker) Good news. We got the bomb.

Qwark is too busy telling his story to Mandi, Tripp, and Titan; that he can’t hear what Archie is doing.

Archibald● Great. Now how do you get out of here?

Ratchet● (over speaker) Uh, the bad news is… We exit through the intestines, and into the toilet.

Clank● (over speaker) We’re almost at the belly area right now.

Archibald● Relax. I know just the trick to do it. Archie out.

Archibald holds up a pitcher full of lemonade. Archibald walks to Qwark, and gives Qwark the pitcher of lemonade.

Archibald● (to Qwark) Hey, tough guy. Betcha can’t drink the whole pitcher of lemonade.

Captain Qwark● Oh, are you challenging me, Archie? If you are, then you’re on!

Qwark picks up the pitcher of lemonade and drinks it. Tripp and Titan cheer for Qwark. Except, Mandi who was still worried.

Tripp● Yeah! You can do it, Qwark!

Titan● *Barking*

Shows the lemonade going down into Qwark’s stomach. The wave of lemonade flooding up to Ratchet, Clank, Kelsey, Al, Tobias, and Skid’s ankles, and floods in to the belly area. Ratchet, Clank, Kelsey, Al, Tobias, and Skid looked down to see the belly area.

Al● There it is.

Tobias● It’s beautiful.

Ratchet● (to Tobias) It’s disgusting.

Skid McMarx● I’m still not sure about this, dude.

Al● Guys! We only have 30 seconds until we all get disintegrated along with Qwark. We have to jump.

Ratchet, Clank, Kelsey, Al, Tobias, and Skid join hands. (Al holds Clank’s hand; Clank holds Ratchet’s hand; Ratchet holds Kelsey’s hand; Kelsey holds Skid’s hand; Skid holds Tobias’s hand). Ratchet, Clank, Kelsey, Al, and Skid are grossed out to jump into the belly area. Tobias is excited to jump into the belly area.

Kelsey● This is gonna be gross. And, I mean big time.

Shows Qwark finishing his lemonade. When he finished, He brags that he won the challenge.

Captain Qwark● Ha! (to Archie) I have won your lemonade challenge! So, I sugges-

Qwark gets the feeling that he has to use the bathroom.

Captain Qwark● I’ll be right back. Bathroom!

Qwark rushes to the bathroom.

In Qwark’s stomach, in the belly area. Ratchet, Clank, Kelsey, Al, Tobias, and Skid are getting ready to jump. The water, soda, sandwich, and lemonade start to drain out of Qwark’s stomach.

Al● Jump!

Ratchet, Clank, Kelsey, Al, Tobias, and Skid jumps.

All● Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Ratchet, Clank, Kelsey, Al, Tobias, and Skid lands right into and start draining out along with the water, soda, sandwich, and lemonade that was in Qwark’s belly.

In the Marc It On restaurant. Mandi, Archibald, Tripp, and Titan are waiting for Qwark to come out of the bathroom. Mandi and Archibald are still worried. Toilet flushes.

Captain Qwark● Aaahhhh. Oh, yeah.

In the sewers. Ratchet, Clank, Kelsey, Al, Tobias, and Skid splash into the sewer water, and lose their air helmets in the sewer. Ratchet, Clank, Kelsey, Al, Tobias, and Skid are under water, and suddenly, they grew back to normal size. Ratchet, Clank, Kelsey, and Al swam back to the surface. Ratchet, Clank, Kelsey, and Al keeping afloat.

Ratchet, Kelsey, and Al● (gasp) *coughing*

Ratchet● Everyone okay?

Kelsey● A little grossed out, but, yeah.

Kelsey looks around, and sees that Tobias and Skid are missing.

Kelsey● Wait! Where are Toby and Skid?

Tobias swam back to the surface carrying Skid. Tobias and Skid keeping afloat.

Tobias and Skid● (gasp) *coughing*

Skid McMarx● It’s cool, dudes. We’re fine.

Tobias● Where’s the bomb.

Ratchet● Right here.

Ratchet shows them the bomb in his hand. Ratchet checks the Map-O-Matic to see how much time they have until the bomb explodes.

Ratchet● 10 seconds!?

Everyone freaks out.

Al● Well, don’t just swim there! Get rid of it!

A ball of goo shots into the sewer water. When Ratchet, Clank, Kelsey, Al, Tobias, and Skid turned around, they saw a large Amoeboid.

Amoeboid● (Roaring)

Ratchet, Clank, Kelsey, Al, Tobias, and Skid● Aaaaarrrrgghhhhhh!!!!

Ratchet looks at the bomb he’s holding, and throws it at the large Amoeboid. The large Amoeboid swallows the bomb.

Amoeboid● Hmhmhmhmhm….

Ratchet, Clank, Kelsey, Al, Tobias, and Skid swim away from the large Amoeboid that swallowed the bomb. The bomb explodes along with the Amoeboid. A big wave swoops Ratchet, Clank, Kelsey, Al, Tobias, and Skid.

All● Whooooaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

In the Marc It On restaurant, Qwark just finished and came out of the bathroom.

Captain Qwark● Much better. Now, where was I?

While Qwark was trying to remember what Qwark was doing next, Mandi saw Roland causing a rampage outside the Marc It On with her own eyes on the back of her head. Mandi is now really, really worried.

Mandi● *Gasp* Qwark! Roland’s on a rampage!

Qwark, Archibald, Tripp, and Titan look out the window with shock.

Captain Qwark● A rampage? Fear not, Amanda. Qwark is coming to the rescue.

Qwark runs out of the Marc It On.

Showing Roland still carrying President Phyronix and Susette Fartzelbutt. Roland bashes his back on the top of the Presidential Compound.  

Sasha Phyronix● (to President Phyronix) Hold on, Dad!

President Phyronix● Help! (to Roland) Okay, it’s a very beautiful view. Now, put me down, Roland. *grunts*

Roland bashes his back on the top of the Presidential Compound. Roland accidentally drops President Phyronix and Susette Fartzelbutt.

Sasha Phyronix● (to President Phyronix) DAD!

President Phyronix and Susette Fartzelbutt● Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Sasha jumps off after President Phyronix. Sasha grabs on to President Phyronix. Sasha and President Phyronix fall right into the red ocean. The galactic rangers glide down to the ground, holding Gwen.

Gwen● Sasha!

Qwark rushes to catch Susette Fartzelbutt. Qwark caught Susette Fartzelbutt.

Captain Qwark● No need to thank me. I’m just doing my job.

Qwark puts Susette Fartzelbutt down. Sasha swam up to the surface with President Phyronix.

Sasha and President Phyronix● (gasp) *coughing*

Gwen● Sasha!

Sasha and President Phyronix swim back to shore. Gwen and Archibald help Sasha and President Phyronix up to shore.

Tripp● Sasha! Mr. Phyronix!

Archibald● (to Sasha and President Phyronix) You alright?

Sasha and President Phyronix are back on shore.

President Phyronix● (Coughing) We’re fine. Thank you.

Sasha sees Mandi.

Sasha Phyronix● Mandi. Have you heard from Ratchet and the others yet?

Roland● (roaring)

Everyone heard Roland roar.

Gwen● More to the point, did Roland even calmed down yet?

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To Be Continued