Looney Tunes Show- Sauna Scene

Looney Tunes- Steam Bath
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●Bugs, Daffy, and the others came inside the grand sauna to relax.

●Marlene looks around in the grand sauna in curiousity.

Marlene the Martian: Is this how it feels when you're in a fog of "clouds make you sweat" stuff.

●Percy sits next to Marlene.

Percy Primate: Y'mean you've never heard of "steam" before?

Jenaro Alonzo: At least it's warm in here than outside today.

Speedy Gonzales and Carlito De Amigo: Couldn't agree more.

Daffy Duck: The worst thing about the sauna is someone who doesn't know anything about saunas at all. And that's Marl-

●Marvin stares at Daffy angerily.

Marvin the Martian: Don't talk about Marlene like that!

Speedy Gonzales: Hey! calma, todo el mundo. (Hey! calm down, everyone.) Can't we all just relax?

Bugs Bunny: Speedy's right. Let's try not to start an arguement.

Tosh Gopher: Oh, I agree. Do you agree, Mac?

Mac Gopher: Oh yes, I agree.

●Mac and Tosh both laugh.

●Bugs, Daffy, and Percy roll their eyes.

●Sam gets up to turn up the steam. Sam relaxes.

Yosemite Sam: Ahhhhhhhh!

Nathan Greaser: Hey! Save some steam for all of us.

Yosemite Sam: Don't push it, Greaser!

●Sam's towel accidentally falls off, leaving him naked.

●Everyone stares at naked Sam.

Gossamer: Eww!

Elmer Fudd: How Embawwassing!

Artie Greaser: Oh, c'mon! Put your towel back on!

●Sam causes everyone to leave (running).

●Elmer, heather, and Artie run out of the grand sauna.

●Heather stops to tell Sam...

Heather Greaser: Ew! Sam! You're so GROSS!

●Heather runs.

●Marvin ran and carries and covers Marlene's eyes out of the grand sauna.

Marvin the Martian: Sheild your eyes, Marlene!

●Witch Lezah, Gossamer, Mac and Tosh run out of the sauna.

Witch Lezah: Very unacceptable!

●Speedy, Jenaro, and Carlito run and panic out of the sauna.

Carlito De Amigo: Aaaaaaaaagh!

Speedy Gonzales: Eso es asqueroso! Eso es asqueroso! (That's gross! That's gross!)

●Nathan and Pete walked out laughing at naked Sam.

Nathan Greaser: Nice BUTT!

●Pete stops laughing.

Pete Puma: Why are we laughing?

●Bugs, Daffy, and Percy run out of the sauna.

Daffy Duck: AAAAGGH! Run away!

Bugs Bunny: Unbelievable!

Percy Primate: That's disgusting!

●Yosemite Sam peeks out of the sauna, and he's still naked.

Yosemite Sam: What're they all so worried about?!

●Sam walks back in the sauna.

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The End